Minggu, 31 Juli 2011
Setengah Meter
Pembeli: "Mbak beli pitanya 5 meter"Penjual: (mengambil pita yang dimaksud)Pembeli: "Bisa tolong sekalian potongin setengah meter setengah meter ngga, Mbak?"Penjual: "Nggak bisa, adanya ukuran semeter" (dengan ketus)Pembeli: "Oh, kalo satu meter satu meter terus dipotong dua bisa?"Penjual: "Bisa."
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Hello there,
Just would like to share these quotes about OPPORTUNITY.
"Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who recognized a problem a turned it into an opportunity." Joseph Sugarman
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
Brian Tracy
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." Albert Einstein
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." Francois Bacon
"Opportunity?often it comes in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat."
Napoleon Hill
"Opportunities? They are all around us?there is power lying latent everywhere waiting for the observant eye to discover it." Orison Swett Marden
"Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises." Demosthenes
"We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems." Anonymous
Thanks and best regards,
"It takes a Chance to Choose for a Change"
Maximo Ginez III
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